Kiss & Don't Tell.

I don't know why but I just thought of what happened on Tuesday. It was the last day of school. I was like the second person in my grade that was there -- there are only 5 people in the whole of my school's freshman year, mind you. So it was me, Funmi (foo-me) and Joseph right? And I'm pretty sure Funmi and Joseph like each other but are trying not to.

Anyways, so they were I'm going to say flirting throughout the day -- well, it wasn't really flirting. You know those extremely cheesy romantic comedy where the two leads hate each other and are always play-fighting and in the end, end up falling in love with each other. That is the only way to explain it. That's exactly how they were acting.

This really annoying sophomore walks in (he always does that, he's that fucking annoying) our class and goes over to Joseph, right? And I don't know what he did but Joseph said, "Emmanuel I don't like that kind of play." And fucking jokingly, I said, "Gay play" without even knowing what he did. I mean, it was just the first thing that popped into my head and then out of the mouth.

Then out of the blue, Emmanuel throws his shoe at me and if fucking scuffs my white uniform shirt. Plus, it hurt. Just a little, but still. I was pissed. Like, fucking pissed. I pounced on him. Used my fat ass to drag him to the floor. Joseph went to call the junior, Seun (shay-oon) (but in reality he'd be considered a senior because my school stops at Year 11) because it was apparently that funny.

The moment Seun walks in, he drags me so that we're like spooning standing up and facing front? I don't even know how to explain it. And asks, "Babe what's going on?"

Pause.

There are two girls missing, right? They both like Seun and it's so obvious. One is Zimaye, and everyone thinks we're best friends but I really don't like her, and then Dami which I and everyone openly hates. Zimaye is dating Seun. She's so annoying about it. Like, if he talks to her she complains that he's too clingy. And if he doesn't she complains that he's a horrible boyfriend. Earlier in the relationship, she cheated, a lot. She might still cheat now. I don't know.

Play.

I'm laughing my head off in my mind, and I'm sure Funmi was too. I told him what happened, blah blah blah, and he told Emmanuel off. I still fought him (Emmanuel) though, and my panties were showing. Seun made sure to point it out and kept on looking, and I told him I didn't care.

So in the end, we chased Emmanuel out, and we played truth or dare right? I told Funmi to kiss Seun. They did. Joseph told Seun to squeeze my boob. He did. We asked if Joseph liked Funmi. He blushed. When it was my turn, everyone had left so it was just me and Seun. So I said, "Dare me."

And he didn't say a word, he just took be behind the bookshelf and started making out. I don't even like making out. I don't like him and I don't hate Zimaye. I think it's hilarious though, you guys don't even understand. I'm such a horrible 'friend'. I'm a horrible person. I'm not telling Zimaye. She'll freak and I don't have the strength to deal with that shite.. Gosh, I don't even care about anything.

I'm such a bitch and that doesn't bother me.